07-04-2007 03:27 PM

It turns out that I just had an overdose on caffeine. I bet you never thought that could happen, did you?

well it did. I overdoses on caffiene and had a euphoric experiance.

That is reality.

I had Eureka moments about a thousand times over. What a crazy thing. But it's true, I swear.


It certainly explains a lot.

Wow, what a ride. I'm still coming down from it. I'll be able to see whether my writing is really profound or not.

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07-04-2007 07:58 AM

But then I had another thing I had to write down.

FUCK!

I could just imagine what Chuck would say in an im. He is the perfect character. It's like I'm seeing exactly how my life story can become a novel. Interesting right?

this is a fake im, of course:

Guthrie: What happened? You finally got laid?

Or that's what I'd hope he'd say. He won't say that of course, because life isn't perfect like that. Life isn't perfect, which is why novels should be perfect. But this novel isn't perfect. In fact it probably sucks if you ask all the literary experts. But what the fuck do they know anyways.

He's probably gonna say YO or something retarded like that.

But I could imagine how it'll play out:

Chuck: Hey
Rancid411: Dumbass!
Chuck: WTF is wrong with you?
Rancid411: You're supposed to say something funny
Chuck: Insert something witty
Rancid411: Knock it off, I'm being serious.
Chuck: Ok, what happened?
Rancid411: I just had a life changing experiance
Chuck: Insert something witty here
Rancid411: Douce Fucker
CHuck: Ok whats the problem
Rancid411: I just wrote the greatest story ever. . .well not the greatest but probably the best I've written up until that point. And the funniest thing is, I didn't make up any of it! How weird is that?
Chuck: Really weird.
Rancid411: Yeah I know.

Wow and you'll never guess who fucking imed me. lol. this is getting really crazy

I even broke my rule. wow

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07-04-2007 07:44 AM

This one is for Charlie, the asshole who won't answer his damn IMs.

Rancid411 (1030 AM): yo!
Rancid411 (1048 AM): you'll never believe what just happened to me
Rancid411 (1036 AM): hey Seeger
Rancid411 (1042 AM): c'mon Guthrie
Rancid411 (1045 AM): Chucky TRees
Rancid411 (1051 AM): Chuck Norris
Rancid411 (1052 AM): Charles
Rancid411 (1001 AM): Nigger
Rancid411 (1004 AM): chink
Rancid411 (1005 AM): kike
Rancid411 (1011 AM): Paddy O'Bastard
Rancid411 (1034 AM): What are you doing asshole giving birth?
Rancid411 (1050 AM): You have a role to play here. Don't fuck it up

Ah well. He won't get to read my amazing story till I fucking fall asleep lol

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07-04-2007 07:35 AM

I just realized that my life has changed drastically.

I know it has. I can feel it in my blood.

My aunt told me I needed to get some sleep. But I knew that I wouldn't be able too.

It's like an endless cycle.

But I will eventually fall asleep, but before I do there is only one thing a writer can do.

And that is write.

I feel like I've gone full circle in these last few days. I've matured as a person, as a writer, and as a human being.

I've always anticipated that there was something important that I could do. Something that would make me feel as good as I do now.

But that thing only occured when I faced my greatest fears.

It's really amazing. I am never going to forget this moment.

I know this is reality.

The fact that I recognized that means that I have passed the test.

I have succeeded.

I'm going to be fine.

I'm gonna be a success.

I'm going to be a writer and I'm going to write the Great American Novel, as someone once told me.

I just never knew it would happen like this.

Sleep really is a mystery, but lack of sleep is even more of a mystery.


This is fucking amazing.

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07-04-2007 06:35 AM

Damn, this story is becoming weirder and weirder by the second.

I was told that I might hallucinate and if you think I am fucked before, wait till you see me now. I am super fucked up. I'm questioning reality.

What a mess I've gotten myself into.

And It's all thanks to Excerdin.

At least I think it is.

I've had headaches for the past few days. So I used Excerdin to try and take the pain and I think that deprives me of sleep.

So any asshole that says prescription drugs can't fuck you up are fucking idiots.

The end.

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