Wise men no nothing
I found
the wisest man
on earth
yesterday
He told me I could ask
any question
and he
would know the answer
Where are you? I asked
In a coffee shop! he smugly replied
Where is that?
In
London
Where is that?
In
England
Where is that?
In
Europe
Where is that?
On
planet Earth
Where is that?
In
the milky way
Where is that?
In
the Universe
And where is that?
Silence
Wise man, please tell me.
Silence
Answer me! I demanded
I don't know! he replied.
But you're a wise man
And you don't even know where you are?
Wise man - you're not so wise
My pet cat is more wise than you
Why? He angrily spat
Because she doesn't know where
she is either
And she doesn't care
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