Challenge #48 - Headlining Article (Original Challenge)

[Firefly]

I thought it'd be fun to bring in another fun "don't use the word" challenge!

Write a story of at least 100 words, without using the articles: "a," "an," or "the."

Easy peasy, right? But keep in mind--we'll be checking!!

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Challenges are primarily for fun. Members are certainly welcome to comment and, in fact, here's where the "I loved it!" comment would be appropriate, but in-depth critiques are not necessary.

Submissions should be made as new threads with Challenge #48 in the title. Example: Challenge #48 - Headlining Article (please feel free to use your own title).

Comments should be made in the respective threads. You don't need to participate in the challenge in order to comment on work presented.