If you're bored

[SophiVengeance]

I stumbled upon this site from a friend
http://www.kabalarians.com/index.cfm
and it's scarily true

you enter your first name and they will basically analyze you. And it's scarily true, like at least 50% of it perfectly defines you
I entered my brothers name, some friends names, and my own
it's pretty amazing.

It said I liked to work independently so I could make my own decisions and that I'm better at expressing my feeling through writing than verbally, which is pretty right

[Ollzie]

Holy crap. I just did the first one, and... well, it's scarily accurate...

[Ravenius]

I was bored...

Medusa (I love):

• The name of Medusa makes you very idealistic, sensitive, and inspirational.
• If these qualities are not understood and properly directed through music, art, or other creative expression, you could become jealous and possessive of those close to you.
• Your feelings are so strong that you are inclined to build your life around certain individuals and become wrapped up in personal love rather than seeking into the deeper truths of life; thus you could suffer losses in your affections and shattered ideals.
• You are generous and people are drawn to you because of your friendly and sympathetic nature.
• Although the name Medusa creates idealism and the urge to help others, we emphasize that it causes an emotional intensity that is hard to control.
• This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and happiness, as well as cause health weaknesses in the nervous system.

Raven (just for fun):

• Your name of Raven gives you a clever mind, good business judgment, a sense of responsibility, and an appreciation of the finer things of life.
• You are serious-minded and not inclined to make light of things even in little ways, and in your younger years you had more mature interests than others your age.
• Home and family mean a great deal to you and it is natural that you should desire the security of a peaceful, settled home environment where you can enjoy the companionship of family and friends.
• Whatever you set out to accomplish you do your very best to complete in accordance with what you consider to be right.
• Although the name Raven creates the urge to be reliable and responsible, we emphasize that it can cause a superior, interfering expression whose favorite expression is "I know" when not combined with a balanced last name.
• This name, when not combined with a balanced last name, can also frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses through worry and mental tension.

Xena (mwaha):

• Your first name of Xena gives you a responsible, self-sufficient, and dependable nature.
• If you have been given the opportunity, you could do well in business developing your leadership, administrative, and managing abilities.
• Appreciating quality in all things, you desire to be prosperous.
• You do not like to relinquish control nor do you accept advice readily.
• You have a strong, determined nature and you must be careful that you do not dominate or interfere in the lives of others in your desire to be helpful.
• This name makes you too forceful at times, limiting the natural feminine qualities of tenderness and tact.
• Although the name Xena creates the urge to be reliable and responsible, it can cause a materialistic approach that frustrates higher humanitarian qualities.
• This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the reproductive system, worry, and mental tension.

Buffy (for fun):

• The name of Buffy creates a happy, versatile, and expressive nature, with good business judgment and a fine sense of responsibility, which should enable you to establish congenial relationships in positions of trust where you are dealing with the public.
• You have a clever, quick mind, with the ability to accomplish a great deal in a short period of time, although it is not easy for you to systematize your efforts.
• This name could allow expression along musical and artistic lines and gives you the desire to entertain and to meet and mix with people of refinement and culture.
• Although the name Buffy creates the urge to be self-expressive and happy, we emphasize that without overall harmony with a balanced last name, it can cause intolerance and impatience.
• This name, when combined with an unbalanced last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the liver and bloodstream, worry, and mental tension.

Callisto (well known for being insane in Xena):

• As Callisto you have a great love of nature and the out-of-doors.
• All the finer things of life and beauties of nature are an inspiration to you and you are attracted to the mysteries of nature.
• Difficulty in expression results in your being too positive, blunt, and candid in speech and although you are easily offended by others, you do not show it.
• You crave affection and understanding, but rarely find it as others do not understand you and accuse you of being cool and aloof.
• The average person would never realize the true depth of your nature.
• Although the name Callisto creates an interest in the deeper aspects of life, we emphasize that it causes a blunt expression that alienates others.
• This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the lungs, heart, bronchial area, and tension or accidents to the head.

Aphrodite (Famous for her role in Gilgamesh/Inanna Ishtar):

• The name of Aphrodite creates a happy, versatile, and expressive nature, with good business judgment and a fine sense of responsibility, which should enable you to establish congenial relationships in positions of trust where you are dealing with the public.
• You have a clever, quick mind, with the ability to accomplish a great deal in a short period of time, although it is not easy for you to systematize your efforts.
• This name could allow expression along musical and artistic lines and gives you the desire to entertain and to meet and mix with people of refinement and culture.
• Although the name Aphrodite creates the urge to be self-expressive and happy, we emphasize that without overall harmony with a balanced last name, it can cause intolerance and impatience.
• This name, when combined with an unbalanced last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the liver and bloodstream, worry, and mental tension.

Ares (famous for absorbing Aphrodites war like nature):

• Your name of Ares creates a quick, clever mind capable of grasping and assimilating new ideas.
• You are rather studious, mentally challenging each new idea before accepting it.
• Because you learn so quickly you have little patience with those whose mental processes are somewhat slower, and you could become supercilious or somewhat "know it all" in your attitude.
• This characteristic could make you rather unpopular with your associates.
• Although you are very knowledgeable and intelligent, you often find spontaneous verbal expression difficult.
• You crave friendship, understanding, love, and affection but your reserved manner appears forbidding to others.
• Although the name Ares creates the urge to be reliable and responsible, we emphasize that it limits self-expression and friendly congeniality with a moody disposition.
• This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the heart, lungs, bronchial area, worry, and mental tension.

Lamia (related to Lilith) daughter of Belus a monster in Greek Mythology:

• Your first name of Lamia has given you a friendly, likeable nature, and you could excel in artistic, dramatic, and musical expression.
• With this name, you desire the finer things in life, but you do not always have the resolve and vitality to put forth the effort necessary to fulfil your desires.
• Your emotional feelings are easily affected and you will always be involved in other people's problems as a result of your overly sympathetic nature.
• Though the name Lamia creates the urge to understand and help people, we draw to your attention that it causes an emotional intensity and sensitivity that is hard to control.
• This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the fluid and nervous system.

Athena (Known for her irrational behaviour hehe also Medusa):

• The name of Athena creates a very quiet, practical nature and a clever and inventive mind.
• Being analytical and naturally studious, you are interested in a factual understanding of the mysteries of life.
• Your methodical nature requires that you like to finish what you start without interruptions and also to have everything in its place and properly organized.
• An ability to concentrate could take you into computer programming or accountancy or any work requiring concentration and attention to detail.
• You have, also, a flair for creative expression with your hands.
• You take life seriously and can be easily and deeply hurt and go into moods which can be quite extreme at times, causing much turmoil and unhappiness.
• Although the name Athena creates an interest in the deeper aspects of life, we emphasize that it limits your versatility and scope, tuning you to technical details.
• This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the heart, lungs, bronchial area, and elimination system.

Ereskigal (Goddess of the Underworld ):

• Your name of Ereskigal gives you the desire to understand and to help others but, at the same time you can become too involved in their problems and, as a result, worry too much.
• You desire a home and family of your own and have the ability to create understanding and harmony in family association as you are pliable, forgiving, and tactful.
• You love children and would not hesitate to care for any children who might need you.
• Whenever possible, you avoid argument and turmoil because you prefer not to face an issue if it means hurting anyone's feelings.
• Although the name Ereskigal creates the urge to work in harmony with others, we point out that it causes a superior, interfering expression.
• This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the fluid systems, worry and mental tension.

I also put in Hera, Zeus, Artemis, and Inanna for fun.

That was fun thanks .

[Spresso]

Huh. It is pretty accurate. I am kind of goal-oriented, but I hope other people don't see me as shrewd and calculating. 'Cause i'm not. Usually. :P

[El902]

I'm impulsive, alienating, reckless and have been through experiences which have left me bitter... hm. Now that can't be right.

[Graymoths]

I don't find it that accurate.

I am "serious-minded, responsible, and stable." And "possess a charming, easy-going nature which puts people at ease."

Suuuuuuuuuuuuure, I do.

[Cazzie Anwyn]

"cause health weaknesses and accidents to the head"

I think my name loves me <3

[Dragon King]

Just for the record, sites like this use fairly ambiguous stuff that a lot of people will associate with. There've been various studies on this and it's a trick a lot of "psychics" use.

[SW]

Strangely enough, I don't find I need a computer to tell me what my personality is like.

I get enough from my friends and family.

[Q Wands]

Barnum statements, that's all they are. Same technique is employed by so-called psychics, palm/tarot/crystal ball readers. If you're really bored, why not write?

[Secret]

my name is to oddly spelled, so it is not in the database,

[miamechelle]

THANK YOU! i love interesting things like this

[Redlorry]

Ha, procrastination is my biggest weakness... tell me something I don't know!

That's why I was looking at thier site in the first place.

[Winterbite]

What Q and DK said It's just a trick that uses your sense of individuality to fool you. You hear things you identify with and assume that you're the only one who could possibly fit this description, when in reality everybody else has the same thoughts and ideas as you do. They're vague blanket statements twisted to sound specific.

[SophiVengeance]

for my mom's, EVERY THING she gets says: "Business"
fortune cookies, well they always say "your business will be successful or whatever"
I always get ridiculous ones, like "if you kiss the person next to you, untold luck will come"

her name's pretty unique, and these name reader thingies always have something about business in it for her.

well for one thing, she's a businesswoman. And also, she's obsessed with being successful with her business. So I think that's pretty freaky.



anyways, what are the chances??

[midwestamp]

It said I'm meticulous in my finances, yadda yadda. Totally not true. In their defense though, I do have a Jewish name.

[Attero]

damn, nice..

[JBStone]

Wow. Thread necromancy much?

[Dragon King]

*chants*

Wait, what?

[Writing.Geek.]

I put my name in, and even though I know it's just a blanket statement and really not really an 'analysis', it said some things that seemed pretty close to my actual personality.

That was interesting, thanks for sharing.