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10-25-2009, 11:45 PM
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The Annoying Neighbor Kid (game)
I don't know how well this will transfer over into a forum-format, but here is a game me and my comrades play whenever we got some time to kill.
It is called "The Annoying Neighbor Kid", and basically, the Annoying Neighbor Kid always has some dumb question for you whenever he sees you. And at first, you kindly answered his questions, hoping to satiate his curiosity and leave you alone. But he doesn't stop. So now, whenever he asks you something, you just say whatever, or when you are in a rather jerkish mood, you'll straight up tell him something false. Alright, now that the story has been set-up, this is how you play! You will first answer the question that is asked. Answer however you want, but usually me and my comrades try to give the most dramatic and outlandish yet some how feasible answer. After you have answered, in that very same post, you will take the role of The Annoying Neighbor Kid and ask a question. Ask whatever you want, but usually me and my comrades would ask some pretty crazy questions, yet questions that are at the same time almost genuine. Now for the example! Question: How come the water in the ocean is blue, but the water in my bath tub is clear? Answer: Because kids love blue crayons! The crayon factory makes so many blue crayons, that enough of the stuff that makes the wax blue gets into the sewers and into the ocean! The ocean is actually heavily polluted! Stop using so many crayons! See what I did there? Alright, now it is time to start this bad boy off! Annah one, annah two...: Question: Why do grown-ups like coffee so much?
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10-26-2009, 02:52 AM
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Answer: Because they're Robots, and without Coffee all their joints go stiff and then can only reply with one word answers like 'No!' or 'Wrong!'.
Question: How long's a piece of string?
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10-26-2009, 07:14 AM
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Exactly one piece long. That's why they call it a piece. Of course, it wasn't easy to come up with that measurement... scientists studied string theory for years before they discovered that unit.
How come old men go bald but old women don't?
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10-26-2009, 07:32 AM
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Because women are a natural piece of art that get older, but never stops being beautiful. Men are a natural disaster and FUBAR from birth.
How come milk-colored crayons don't taste like milk?
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10-26-2009, 08:00 AM
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It does--you've just been drinking the wrong kind of "milk". Grownups lie to you. Real milk is the sludge at the bottom of ponds, and it's way better for you than the fake kind.
Why shouldn't I run with scissors?
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10-26-2009, 08:22 AM
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Because running makes you tired and sweaty. When you get sweaty, your hands will be slippery. It will be hard to hold the scissors with the slippery hands, so you will drop it and scare the cat. Poor kitty.
We all know counting sheep works when you want to sleep, but what happens if you count goats?
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10-26-2009, 09:06 AM
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the goats get mad because counting is like cussin' in goat language and start to assault your every dream. EVERY dream.
Why do people love going to Wal-Mart (or any UK version of) so much? P.S.: Ya'll have embraced the concept very well so far. Especially the string bit by HoiLei, that is pure gold!
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10-26-2009, 10:37 AM
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Wal-mart isn't really a store. The store is just a cover up. It's really an undercover operation who's sole purpose is to get kids to eat their vegetables. You know the candy at the check out lane that you beg your mom to buy for you? Pure healthy vegitableness.
What's so bad about eating glue?
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10-26-2009, 10:52 AM
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Nothing. Eating glue is good for you. It fills in all those gaps in your teeth and prevents cavities. But dentists have brainwashed people into thinking they need to brush! Brushing is very bad! It wears away at the enamel bit by bit, and then you have to pay a dentist to fix it!
 Even your parents are being played by the toothbrush manufacturers, who convince them to buy new toothbrushes whenever the old ones get soft. That's so you'll always be using stiff new ones and wearing down your teeth. Why do dogs bark at night?
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10-26-2009, 01:33 PM
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Because they want to kill you, but your locked away, so they just bark.
Where do babies come from?
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10-26-2009, 05:44 PM
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they come from the same place eggs come from. just that some eggs become children, some of them end up on your breakfast plate. they only difference is chance.
why do politicians talk so much?
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10-26-2009, 07:28 PM
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They heard global warming was a good way to make money and get re-elected, so they try to contribute as much hot air as possible.
Why can't I keep my eyes open during a yawn?
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10-26-2009, 07:34 PM
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Because when you yawn, an evil, hideous monster crawls out of your mouth, and if you look at it, it kills you...so your body closes your eyes as a danger precaution.
Why is chocolate brown?
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10-26-2009, 07:39 PM
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chocolate is brown? oh... that stuff you've been eating that you think is chocolate. Chocolate isn't brown. It's actually a subdued yellowish color. As for the stuff you've been eating. Well. There is a reason it looks like poo when it gets on your teeth.
How come the man with no hair is always talking about his shiny car?
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10-28-2009, 06:48 AM
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Well a common misconception about bald men is that they have no hair. They actually have lots of hair. But its growing inwards. With a lot of bald men, it grows into their brains and disrupts their thought patterns, so all they can think to talk about is their shiny cars.
How do birds fly in the air?
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10-28-2009, 07:12 AM
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They have strings attached to their backs, and the people that live in the clouds hold the other ends and move them around.
Why can't I use my toaster in the bathtub?
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10-28-2009, 07:33 AM
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Toasters are a bit like gremlins. They reproduce in water, by the dozen. With a toaster in the bathtub, you're more likely to drown in toasters than you are in the water.
Are ghosts real?
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10-28-2009, 08:56 AM
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yes. very real.
what happened to the Titanic?
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10-28-2009, 08:58 AM
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You know how ice floats in water, right? Well, the Atlantic was so cold that night that it froze over almost completely. And since the frozen part had to float, it rose to the top and pushed the Titanic (which wasn't as floaty as ice) to the bottom.
Why does ice float in water?
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10-28-2009, 11:30 AM
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technically, ice does not float. it's just that water is attracted to the bottom of ice. something to do with the earth's gravitational spin and Euclidian Geometry or something. but anyway, water always wants to be on the bottom, so, water will move ice to the top so it can be on the bottom. Ever see a ice cube melt? Isn't water always on the bottom? Check and mate!
how come everyone wears shoes when walking around outside?
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10-28-2009, 05:09 PM
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Because, long ago, the ground got annoyed at smelling people's dirty feet.
Why do kids love candy?
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10-28-2009, 07:23 PM
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It makes their farts smell sweet.
Why do we have two nostril holes instead of one big one?
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10-28-2009, 07:52 PM
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To limit the amount of food ingestible via the nasal cavity. If we had one large nostril hole, people would eat plums with their noses and we'd end up with a stomach full of plum stones, and they could possibly start sprouting.
Which colour car goes fastest?
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10-28-2009, 08:29 PM
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it's not the color, it's all in the stripes. and in a broader sense, stickers. the more stickers you have on your car, the faster it will go! the theory being that the stickers ward off the little creatures called 'Slowsies'. What do you think are all those nasty squished things on the front of cars? Slowsies.
Why can't i wear my underwear on the outside of my clothes?
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10-29-2009, 06:17 AM
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You can, but your parents don't want you to because it would give you superpowers and they wouldn't be able to tell you what to do anymore.
Why is it bad to eat plastic?
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10-29-2009, 06:53 AM
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If you eat too much of it, you'll turn into plastic yourself and melt in the hot sun.
Why can't I listen to loud music?
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10-29-2009, 06:58 AM
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Because no one wants to hear queen that loud.
Why is the sidewalk cement?
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10-29-2009, 07:00 AM
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Well if it wasn't, what would we walk on???
Why do I have to eat my vegetables?
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10-29-2009, 07:20 AM
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Jesus, your such a spaz, eating your vegetables is enforced by the government. Just do it.. shut up and do it.
My Mom says my dad was The greatest man Alive... until she met hector our gardner.. I have no idea what's she s talking about do you?
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10-29-2009, 07:22 AM
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Because veggies are colorful, and they'll help you be colorful. Ever notice how old people go gray and lose color? It's because their parents aren't around to make them eat veggies.
How come grown-up books don't have pictures?
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