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Old 05-01-2006, 12:55 PM
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That's a Dirty Lie!!!


Anything goes, as long as it's not true. Post baseless lies, insults, or anything you can think of about the person above, but it must be false. Insults are welcome. And a disclaimer, please keep them clean, you can lie and insult, but lets try and keep it clean, or try.

ALL MUST BE FALSE!

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Old 05-01-2006, 02:18 PM
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Oasis eats babies.
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Old 05-01-2006, 02:35 PM
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kalibantre tried to become a nun but she couldn't abide by the no f-word policy in the convent.
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Old 05-01-2006, 02:42 PM
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dude it's meant to be a lie! honestly I've thought about becoming a nun and that and no sex made me think twice..

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(I thought of april shower)
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Old 05-01-2006, 03:00 PM
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LOL. I'm learning more about you all the time, kali.

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Old 05-01-2006, 03:04 PM
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now that's a lie, I eat them myself...

aprilrain is secretly an evil witch intent on ruling the internet..
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Old 05-01-2006, 03:49 PM
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So are you Beth, stop trying to push blame. Beth is dating Mario, the Plummer...no, not Nintendo Mario, just the plummer.
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oasis wishes he was luigi and could accidently walk in on mario in the shower.
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~kitty agrees with all of my conservative views, and is just scared to say so.
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No...Yushi man, Yushi. He's pimpdaddy.

Beth's only angry because she's secretly Miss Peach and is stuck with Mario, when she knows it's me, Luigi is the one with the firehose in his pants.

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Originally Posted by JHarrison
~kitty agrees with all of my conservative views, and is just scared to say so.
that one actually hurt! haha..

OW is pimped by yoshi...
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Old 05-01-2006, 04:09 PM
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Beth is pimped by me Simple enough.
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since the truth is I pimp you..

OW has a nine inch nail through his.. you know...
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Old 05-01-2006, 04:13 PM
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My finger....*looks around* yeah....my finger...that's what we'll tell you all.

Beth's got a staple on her tit from first grade. Was afraid to pull it out and now it's stuck.
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It is mathemically impossible to put a nine inch nail in an micrometer object!
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That's a dirty little lie, you lying lier of a lier's lie. (hehe) LIE!
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I dont even know when first grade is.. haha..

OW is secretly russian and has been pretending to be from the US for 75 years.
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Old 05-01-2006, 04:20 PM
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Beth is secretly a girl
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damn, well I am a woman!

OW puts pink ribbons in his hair and dances with a loafer on friday nights,
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Old 05-01-2006, 04:26 PM
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Once okay, you said you wouldn't tell anyone. Come on

Beth bought fourteen roses for herself, caring them around town telling everyone she had a secret admirer.
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OW has the biggest Barbie doll collection you've ever seen. His pride and joy is the Disney princess series.
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aprilrain is a yankee, she just pretends to be in the South.
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*gasps and fans myself* why, I never!!

JHarrison breaks into song from musicals at inappropriate moments. His uncle Benny's funeral? Yeah, that was him. "THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC!!"
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aprilrain was in "The Balled of the Canadians" three times running. She was fabulous.
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OW ain't no knight in shining armour, more like a mite in whining seizure.
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I can't insult you :P Your a mod

lol

but, doesn't mean you can see THIS BELOW because I know you won't highlight it!





if you actually highlight this, then I've insulted you enough.
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Oasis Writer is so full of energy, his parents have to put him on a human-sized hamster wheel at night to work it off.
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No..your wrong....it's a hamster wheel...god, you don't know nothing about me

April has a Harry Potter Fan club
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Oasis and April are going to cry when I log out....
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Only because we know you'll be back.

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