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Old 04-20-2006, 04:17 PM
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Hey Oasis... nice to see you here on WB. You already have more posts than me... *grimaces*

Well anyways, I guess I will apply. Put me up as:

Head Chef, Inventor of New and Brilliant Foods.

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Old 04-20-2006, 04:19 PM
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Ohh I could do with another day job..

But that would require effort.. hmm..
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Don't worry Kali, I think I already have over three dayjobs
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Yay, I am now the Head Chef!
*starts thinking of brillant ideas for food names*
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Awesome Wisp, I think this site has something special and I'd like to see it become something like Writing Forums. And yeah, I've been here for a few hours . Welcome aboad Wisp. May you make food with the best!
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you boys have fun.. I'll just be your resident goddess.
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Old 04-20-2006, 04:25 PM
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And hey Beth, if you want one, just tell me what. Apps are welcome but I'm limiting it to 5 to 7 people
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Old 04-20-2006, 04:27 PM
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New Desserts! (I'll do these first since suggestions are needed)
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===Mucus Cake===
With your choice of a juicy, rotten tomato filling, or a tangy, worm filling. -Is always served with mucus frosting-

==='Bone'ana Split===
Two raw, rotten pig bones placed in a cracked stone bowl from the Caveman Era! Includes your choice of frozen bile, or disease infested feces.

===Circular Surprise!===
A thick piece of dryed out chalk, stuffed and chilled with raw salmon.

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That's all I got so far, but more is sure to come from this amazing chef!
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Old 04-20-2006, 04:30 PM
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hmm should I be your resident goddess then? I'll help out I promise..
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Old 04-20-2006, 04:31 PM
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That sounds awesome, you can clean the leaks in the restrooms

Welcome aboard Beth!

...if you want it????
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Old 04-20-2006, 04:31 PM
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And those are awesome Wisp, great suggestions!
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yeah go for it..

* concentrates positive energy towards restrooms*

erm.. anybody want a leek?? I mispelt my spell...
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Old 04-20-2006, 04:36 PM
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Awesome, welcome to the Café! Now, for future readers as well, just go off on a tangent and have fun!
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Old 04-20-2006, 04:42 PM
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More Beverages! *everyone cheers*
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Lemo'nade'
The Head Chef's explosive favorite.

The Fireball
Well, one of our waitresses throws a fireball at you. Drink it if you can.

Old Age Spirits
Made in the 1500's, drunk in the 1500's, refilled and sold to you- now.

Turtle Toe Tea
Turtle's toes in green tea.
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Old 04-20-2006, 04:46 PM
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Awesome dude, see, knew having you as a cook would be a great investment!
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Yup. I like the Old Age Spirits... lol
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Old 04-20-2006, 04:51 PM
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I need a new avatar soon. I needed one on WF's as well, since my white rose is going out of style
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Old 04-20-2006, 04:53 PM
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Hehe... I changed mine on WF, and it looks pretty cool. I think I am going to make a chef hat for this one... or something... I dunno.
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Old 04-20-2006, 04:56 PM
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I will keep this one for now...
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*tries spell again.. *

right got it, no leeks or leaks and I got us some of those clip on cleaner air freshners too.. how swanky am i..
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Old 04-20-2006, 04:58 PM
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Very impressive, I guess I might have to give you more roles around here And awesome avatar Wisp
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Old 04-20-2006, 05:08 PM
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Hehe thanks. It's like perfect. The pirate dude that I just gave food to is totally poisoned. lol.
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Old 04-20-2006, 05:11 PM
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That would be you alright! Think of anything else for Main Courses?
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Old 04-20-2006, 05:17 PM
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Hmm... I will whip some speical Wisp main courses up right now...
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Old 04-20-2006, 05:25 PM
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Main Courses! *Everyone screams, and some people fall off buildings they are watching from because the streets are entirely full*
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Clammy Chowder
Served cold. Might be frozen. Contains unknown radioactive ingredients.

Burnt Soup
Tastes just like steak, basking in the raw heat of the sun for three years.

Pigeon and Monkey Musical
A massive mixture of fresh pigeon and monkey roadkill.
Can be served with one of the two dressing- Motor Oil, Liquid Nitrogen

Sulferic Acid Shrimp
Shrimp cooked in pure sulfuric acid.
It might taste good, if you still have a tongue after eating it.

Smiley Pancakes
Piss-filled bread, shaped in a circle and topped with poison ivy.
Does NOT look like a smiley face.


Side Dishes *boo...*
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Scales
Like chips. Only hard, salty, and disgusting.

Feces
Everyone knows what these choclatey treats are...

Fingers
Your choice of fingers from monkeys, gorillas, humans, or sloths.
Sloth fingers may take longer than the rest to get to you.
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Old 04-20-2006, 05:26 PM
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sounds delightful
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Old 04-20-2006, 05:28 PM
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It absolutly does
*munches on some scales, while digging his fork in freshly made smiley pancakes*
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Old 04-20-2006, 05:32 PM
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*Shoves a bite of Smiley pancake into mouth*

mmm...
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Old 04-20-2006, 05:35 PM
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Hey Oasis, are you posting Aurora 14 soon?
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