Best Wishes

[Gaines]

This may come across as a bit mean spirited but I assure you it is not written with that intent. Bear with me and I think you will see what I mean. Thanks.

As my country celebrates it's designated birthday of Independence I would like to wish all Amercians a happy fourth of July. May you always have the hard earned freedoms we enjoy today and may we beat back the encroachment on those freedoms we deal with today.

That said I would like to take a minute to address the illegals and those foreigners just here on a visit or a holiday. Please leave...now. That's right, pack your bags, or pillow cases and catch a bus or a train or a plane or a ship or a raft or go on foot but get the fuck out.

Nothing personal mind you but many of us have had enough of your crap customs and foreign gibberish. I am tired of always having to select what language I wish to use when on the phone or dealing with some piece of electronic conveinence. This is America and we speak english. It's that fucking simple.

We are tired of you crowding our streets and public places as you try to figure out how to say cheeseburger and fries and hand over the correct change. Go home. Make it easy on yourself and on us. Your country needs you, it misses you and all the things you bought to the table in your country of origin. Go home and build your own land of milk and money and quit adding to the economic burden we struggle with.

Yes, I know we said give us your tired, your poor and your hungry, but honestly that was bullshit. It was just a nice catch phrase that made us look good. We were'nt serious, not one bit.

I highly recommend Australia as your next destination. Plenty of open outback and a year round temperate climate. Steal from them and sit on the beach all fucking day. No one will care. Just go and the quicker the better. With the rabbit population always booming you will have plenty to catch and eat and with the kangaroo population at an all time high you have a variety of meats to chose from. Buy an old station wagon and run one over. Club a Koala, they're idiots, but cute.
Even Iguana meat on a stick is nourishing. You can do it, afterall you eat dogs and pigeons like it was fucking prime rib and squab. Give us a break...please.

We are tired of standing in a line behind some goofball that reeks of curry and boiled cabbage. You stink and it's bad. Buy body spray or at least use deodorant. I mean how good could someone covered from head to toe in dark robes wandering around all day in 100 degree heat really smell? You could roast a fucking chicken under those robes.

I know this makes me sound like a really bad person but honestly I'm not. I want you folks to be happy and flourish but you need to do it in another country. We are full up and the thrill of it is gone.

As for those here on a vacation you need to be aware there are other Disneyworlds and Seaworlds in other countries. Go visit them. Be like a worldly traveler and hit the fucking road. Bye,bye now.

Well that's about the gist of it and I hope you understand this is not meant to be mean spirited. If things were better over here and we really needed you to come and live or visit we would tell you, but we don't, so leave.

Send us a postcard or put your vacation pics or new lifestyle pics on facebook so we can keep up with you. We can still be friends.

In closing I wish everyone a very happy Independence Day. The sun is shining and the day is warm. It's a perfect day for me to wash and wax my Gran Torino.

Get off my lawn!

[Redlorry]

Originally Posted by Gaines

In closing I wish everyone a very happy Independence Day. The sun is shining and the day is warm. It's a perfect day for me to wash and wax my Gran Torino.

Get off my lawn!

Good job this is in here so we know you're joking!

[Loz]

Haha that was my first impression, Lorry, but I still couldn't tell so I tiptoed away. If you're joking, Gaines, I commend your beleivable voice. If not, I'll just tip toe away again.

[luckyme]

I knew he must have been joking, because just yesterday, right before reading this I watched that movie Gran Torino with Clint Eastwood.
I'm sorry, but I smiled and just felt he had to be jerking some legs.

[Redlorry]

Originally Posted by Gaines

As for those here on a vacation you need to be aware there are other Disneyworlds and Seaworlds in other countries. Go visit them.

Hey, I just thought... does this mean you don't want my tourist dollars and to hear my cute English accent.

[luckyme]

He might want to hear your cute English accent, but not that of the hordes of drunk and disorderly English who come to misbehave on their tourist dollars. Talking that not so cute heavily accented English, you can hardly understand.

[Gaines]

No drunk limeys please! Just send the cash. I was amazed at how many reads without any comments this post had..hahahahaha!

Of course I was kidding...we want foreigners here...someone has to clean our restrooms and work the fast food counters! Bless their little heathen hearts.

I said; get off my lawn...now!!!!

[Redlorry]

Originally Posted by luckyme

Talking that not so cute heavily accented English, you can hardly understand.

Oh, you mean Northerners .

Not to worry I am from the Home Counties and quite posh!

[luckyme]

Yay! I like posh.

But Londoners have a funny accent too, and they aren't from the North.

[Redlorry]

I'm not a Londoner, or an 'Essex girl'. I am from the Home Counties, with Welsh heritage and worthy of a prime seat in the local W.I. where I can look down my nose on lesser beings as I test the bouce of the jam tops and checking for loose stitches on exhibited chunky knit sweaters at the country show. lol.

I am SO just kidding... Although I am from the Home Counties.

[luckyme]

But you're not secretly a Bouquet? Oh, an I was so hoping on a stiff upper lip and a good looking down the nose with a fellow upper class lady.

Edit:
Welsh isn't that the speak that not even the Welsh can understand?

[Redlorry]

Hah! The Bucket woman only thinks she's posh because she's keeping up appearances - get it?

I don't give a monkeys what anyone thinks.

[luckyme]

I like Onslow and the father.

And so you shouldn't. Give a monkey, or rat's ass. Can i say that? I mean out loud? Oops, just did.

[ErnestProject]

Wow, that's very gutsy. You should be careful what you wish for.