The Arabs are at it again
Upsetting the world, what a pain.
They don’t want their despots,
They want what we’ve got,
With Mullah’s and Islam thrown in.
They’ve got all the oil,
They have Israel on boil,
The rest of us standing in line.
If only they knew ,
What they really could do,
If they learned to just talk and not whine.
Israel did this and the UN did that,
Frankly I don’t give a toss,
Cause Europe is fine,
While the Russki’s mark time,
And the US still thinks it’s the Boss.
Why don’t they repent,
And return to their tents,
leave the rest of the world in their sin.
For their bombs and their whines,
Won’t return Palestine,
and the Christian world won’t go away.
Why not sit on your ass,
Let the camels eat grass,
Eat dates and pray five times a day.
Say just for the crack,
if Jesus comes back,
There’s not very much they could say.
‘It was just for a laugh’
Or ‘Osama is naff.’
And’ Israel is really a friend.’
‘You can have Palestine,
never really was mine,
Our mistake was a bit of a gaff.’
Why not swallow the pill
And remember that still
You have friends and allies in the west
despite all that you say,
Obstacles thrown in the way,
They’re trying to do what is best.
Cause if pushed we will turn
And your tents they will burn
And Allah won’t rescue the day.
Why not give peace a chance
Rescind all the rants
Put your semtex vests under the bed.
Cause one day alive
Is better than five
Years a martyr but very much dead