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Old 08-05-2009, 10:44 AM
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Cruel? Those were just love spanks... The kind that make you all tingly and ready for more fun. Rosy cheeks and all that, deary. But maybe you're not ready for such advanced technics... Time will tell. Heh...

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Old 08-05-2009, 10:52 AM
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WTF? Jimmy watch it; I'm only a teenager.
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Old 08-05-2009, 11:23 AM
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More reason for you to be spanked. It builds character at your age. Heh...Heh...Heh-heh...

Ha! I kill myself!

Just take with a grin. It'll all be over soon. This hurts me more than it'll ever hurt you... Or is that vice versa? Hmmm?

In any event... Bad Alien girl. Naughty-naughty. Look at the mess you've made of this thread...

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Old 08-05-2009, 12:04 PM
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*Let's body grow numb and thinks of anything but reality*
Yaya I'm alien girl.
*Stares innocently* Me? Making a mess of the thread? Oh no. You're mistaken. I believe it was you.
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Old 08-05-2009, 01:25 PM
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Poor wittle E.T. girly-girl. She so scared of the Big Bad Jimmy...

Come out and play lil' alien sweetie. Jimmy won't hurt ya'. Heh-heh-heh...

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Old 08-05-2009, 01:53 PM
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Eww ET is gross and I would blind you with my beauty so divine. (Hehe yes I'm vain. What of it?)

I would play except....SOMEBODY HELP! There's a scary man named Jimmy who's after me and he's laughing like he's up to something.

Oh...Okay...

Jimmy I can play but only because I'm strong enough to defend myself. So, what do you want to play?
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Really? You're that fine, huh? Okay, you radiant goddess of extraterrestrial pulchritude, brave posting a pic of your ravishing self, and put your money where your mouth is.

Games? Hmmm? Well if you want to easily boost your post count, you can get on the Word Association or the First Word That Comes To Mind... threads. Their easy and fun, and if your paying attention, they are funny and just might build your vocab.

Now, back to scaring you silly until you wet your lil' alien panties...

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Old 08-05-2009, 02:59 PM
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I play
Gumball Machine Game
What Would You Do If
Word Assocation With a Twisteroo
I wasn't sure whether to play anymore but I think I will.

Thanx for the complient I feel I should return it Essence jargon. Jargon is intresting wouldn't you agree. Espically yours.

До свидания my riveting and anomalous yet jocular friend. Always so capricious in your writing.
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Oh--kaaaaay...? Whatever stirs your pot... My vernacular aside, where is your pic, oh alien angel??? Hmmmm?

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Umm.. How am I supposed to react to all this?
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I don't have any pictures of me. They're all anime off the internet.

faiz the answer to your question is 'don't react at all, just ignore it and you'll be fine'.

EDIT: Oh! Sorry faiz I didn't realize it was your introduction. I just thought you were some random person who butted in. Hmmm I don't think I have apologized in any previous posts. Jst in case I haven't, 'I am sorry for hijacking your introduction thread to have a long and random conversation with Jimmy - but I'm not goung to stop. I'm just saying sorry.'

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You have no pictures of you at all? What are you? Australian Aborigine? Picture, contrary to some beliefs will not steal your some...unless your a celebrity, then all bets are off.

Man up! Or Girl up. Or whatever, you anime alien! So show me the money!

Oh, sorry Faiz... Respond however you want. Tell us off if you feel it's deserved. We just having fun..

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This is no doubt the longest introduction thread I have ever come across!
Faiz..thats quite rockin hun!
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Actually, the Slick Jimmy's In Da' House! thread started life as my intro thread, but Q moved it, or was Hoilei, I forget, anyway, the Admins moved it to the Writer's Cafe so it would quit bumping noobs. Maybe Faiz can do that with this one, if he can keep it going. Who knows. Go Faiz!

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Slick, I thought you were going to sleep? And you say I am addicted?
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Old 08-07-2009, 06:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Slick-Jimmy View Post
You have no pictures of you at all?
Man up! Or Girl up. Or whatever, you anime alien!
One can be blackmailed by their pictures. There probally are some of me but they would all be more than a year old. Oh, and it's girl up.
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Originally Posted by London Calling View Post
Slick, I thought you were going to sleep? And you say I am addicted?
I did, but I got up to get a drink of water... So, I'm addicted, sue me!

Originally Posted by Essence
One can be blackmailed by their pictures. There probally are some of me but they would all be more than a year old. Oh, and it's girl up.
I'm just messing with you. Post you pic or don't post. Just as long as you're comfortable.

Blackmail? What exactly are you doing in said pics. Stealing diamonds? International Espionage? Cheating on your spouse? Gonzo Porn? Egging you neighbors house? What? All inquiring minds wanna see is a smile and a wink. Dig?

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Replies to what I'm doing in those pictures in order of your bizarre guesses:
1. Wish I knew where there were some diamonds
2. Dunno what that means
3. Don't have a spouse sop I can't cheat yet (that's right, yet, which means I probally will cheat at some point in my life. Heh-heh)
4. Too young for porn
5. Sounds fun but sadly no
6. I'm just not very photogenic.

However, there is a really embarssing picture of me from quite a few years back where my sis had a mate over and we were all playing dress up with the other girl's younger sister's costume clothes. I had to dress up in the girl's younger sister's fairy costume. (Note, the younger sister who wasn't with us at the time is a good deal younger than me. I just happen to be very slender). So anyway, my mum took a picture. A picture that shall haunt me forever.
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Poor girl...but it could have been worse... You could have been a boy dress up in a lil' fairy costume.

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To be honest, I find this whole ordeal quite entertaining. There's something about being right in the middle of a battle that I like a lot. Now what was it again??

Oh yes...

Not getting shot.

So yeah, you kids can knock yourselves out. I'm just gonna sit and watch.
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I think it petered out, but as always I remain victorious! Essence was sewing her oats as a noob. It did help her post count though... Heh...

Maybe it'll start up again and you can get more entertainment value out of it, but I doubt. These thing usually have a very short shelve life, but glad you enjoyed it.

Now you go get in a post war and boost your count, but make sure it's all in good fun. Real flames are bad for the business this place is really about, and that's helping one another become better and more sucessful writers.

Cheers, Mate,

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Yes, it just died out - there's only so much one can argue about before the novelty wears off - but I won Jimmy not you and I play games to get my post count up as well although, it was fun and boosted my count a fair bit in two days.

faiz, I'd go with what Jimmy says and get in a war in good fun.
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Pfft! You did not win! You so lost! I schooled you like the lil' schoolgirl you are! But you know how I like schoolgirls so at least the company was interesting... even if a bit alien... Heh...

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Well, at least you're with somebody smarter than you!... Heh... Get it?... Maybe you don't, you dingy alien... Hee-hee!...



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Old 08-15-2009, 09:30 AM
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I'm straigh A never in trouble. Goody two shoes me. Often called a boffin (not something to be proud of). So stick your comment where the sun don't shine. JOKING!
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What the hell is a "boffin?" You British weirdo...

Oh and straight is spelled with a "t" on the end, Miss I-Got-All-A's... So there...Nyeah! And quit trying to stick things in my butt! I don't swing that way, freaky girl, you! Heh...

Good Two Shoes, my foot!...

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I wasn't checking spelling because I wrote it in a hurry and I always use spell check when writing coursework.
Oh, maybe I should have mentioned, it's only in English where I'm in the fast track group that I'm a straight A because I get levels at the moment - though I'm starting my GCSE's this September. (I got moved down a Math group from group 2 to group 3 but that is good because now I won't have to do Statistics and can focus on Maths more [strange, i used to be better at Maths than English] and, I got a D in R.E. (everyone starts the short course)when most the class got C - although they only got 1mark more than me (lucikly, no one knows I got a D but I was so surprised because I found the end-of-year test easy).

I act good at school but elsewhere, I am a combination depending on my mood.

A boffin is British slang and a name we call someone who is clever in the same way that someone may be called a smart arse, nerd, geek, little miss know-it-all etc. although it has other meanings. Wikipedia sums it up nicely:

In the slang of the United Kingdom, Australia, New Zealand and South Africa, boffins are scientists, engineers, and other people who are stereotypically seen as engaged in technical or scientific research. Also, a boffin is a particularly clever person. 'Boffin' is an insult used by British teenagers.
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Ahhhh, I have been enlightened. Actually I did look it up, but at least it gave you something to do...

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Enlightened with my wisdom!

I thought maybe you would have looked it up coz.

I'm bored. Start a conversation as opposed to samll talk please.
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