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Old 03-26-2006, 08:47 PM
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Hello everyone, my name is Ben, and I hail from the mystical land of northern Ohio. Like Ian, I spend much of my time writing journalistic works and reviewing, as I am an avid member of the same music review site, being the enthusiastic musician that I am. I also dabble in non-fiction writings, especially ones of a humorous nature, as well as the occasional indescribable abstract/spontaneous emotional writing. Although I've never been published, people tell me I am an excellent writer, and I hope to develope this.

As I'm sure you can tell by the title, I have a very unusual sense of humor. Hopefully none of you find me too strange.

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Old 03-26-2006, 08:49 PM
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<3333333333 Hooray! I love the title.

Dephere will like you.
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that's why I'm here...to dumb everyone down a notch

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Old 03-26-2006, 08:50 PM
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On the contrary, I'm sure judging by your intro you'll fit right in. Dephere likes to throw coffee cups at old women, and I'm just insane, so... yeah. Hope you enjoy the forums.

Oh, and welcome.

Lol. Just what I was thinking, Ian...
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Old 03-26-2006, 08:57 PM
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Human sacrifice....where? *looks around eagerly*

Oh, it's just one of Ian's friends.

I think it's a bit hard to seem strange when you're on the same forum as me...I mean, you're a FREAK!

Welcome and I hope you enjoy!

P.S. - The title made me like you right away...as they all thought. lol.
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Old 03-26-2006, 08:59 PM
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Freaks and random beatings of senior citizens? I think I'll enjoy my time here.
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Old 03-26-2006, 09:03 PM
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Beatings...no, no, I make sure those bastards are dead!
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And then we take them out back and chop them up to make finger hot dogs
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Old 03-26-2006, 09:31 PM
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This may seem a bit pre-emptive, but I love you guys.

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Awww...*backs away*...Titania...RUN!!!!!

We love you too!
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Old 03-26-2006, 09:35 PM
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Why am I suddenly suspicious that if I run, something bad is going to happen? Dephere can't be actually trying to warn me away from something....

The golden rule of WB : Never trust anything Dephere says.

Lol... indeed. We love you too.

Shadow, I have to ask, do you think Dephere is a girl or a guy?
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Old 03-26-2006, 09:43 PM
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The golden rule of WB : Never trust anything Dephere says.
I LOVE IT!!! hehe.

Answer the question...no, this is just a squirt gun!!!
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Aaaaawww, this is such a thread of love.

Dephere I know is a girl, Ian informed me via MSN before departing earlier this evening. Probably a smart thing to do, as sexual confusion can cause me to ge quite red in the face.

Now to acquaint myself with this place. Ian seemed very enthusiastic about me becoming a mod here.
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Old 03-26-2006, 09:59 PM
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OMFG!!!! I'm seriously going to kill Ian! That little punk....check out this thread:

http://www.writersbeat.com/showthread.php?t=1544
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Old 03-26-2006, 10:00 PM
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*Adds yet another name to the infamous hitlist...*
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Old 03-26-2006, 10:05 PM
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I shall smack that young wiener with a rolled up newspaper!
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I would be much obliged, but I'm afraid you're still on the hitlist....sorry. There's nothing I can do really. See, I use pen and I just hate crossing things out!
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*dissolves into helpless laughter for about five minutes*

Ian, that was brilliant.....

No, don't hit him, he doesn't deserve it... hehe.....

Dephere, you'll always be Mr. Wonder Woman to me
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Old 03-26-2006, 10:10 PM
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GrrrrrrrRRRRrrrrRRRR!!! I will kill you IAN!!!
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Old 03-26-2006, 10:16 PM
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What did I do to make you add me to the hitlist?
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Old 03-26-2006, 10:18 PM
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It's a formality, really. You see, everyone who thought I was a girl, Ian, Starrwriter, you, and Tit's math teacher(just because), are on the list. It's nothing personal!
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I see. I'm honored then. And might I say, "Tit" is quite a suggestive abbreviation of a username.
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Old 03-26-2006, 10:25 PM
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Yes, and she hates it! That's why I use it!!!

You can tell we're a very friendly bunch, what with hitlist, and insulting nicknames...
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A little late to join this introduction, but welcome Ben!
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Oh my god, I'm embarassing myself at school laughing.
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Hi Shadows, and welcome to Writer's Beat.
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A little late as well, but I had so much fun reading this thread that I just had to join in. Welcome!

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...and insulting nicknames...
not to mention those of us who give ourselves insulting nicknames...
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A little late to join this introduction, but welcome Ben!
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A little late as well, but I had so much fun reading this thread that I just had to join in. Welcome!
Never too late. Guten Tag!
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Dephere I know is a girl, Ian informed me via MSN before departing earlier this evening. Probably a smart thing to do, as sexual confusion can cause me to ge quite red in the face.

I think I'm gonna fall in love with this site, I keep cracking up.. her shadows, see you around the place...
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Stop laughing, Kal!!! NOW!!!
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great now I'm laughing out loud in an empty dark room...
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