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Old 07-15-2010, 03:13 PM
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You realize that in the U.S. "lorry" is a term applied to horny, psycho, bi-curious blade fetishists?
That's actually what it says in the dictionary...

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Old 07-15-2010, 03:32 PM
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That's it, I'm coming for you.
Sounds to me like you come for about anybody. Or object
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Old 07-15-2010, 03:55 PM
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You realize that in the U.S. "lorry" is a term applied to horny, psycho, bi-curious blade fetishists?

Oh, in UK, too? Never mind.
Have you published your own dictonary, Lin? A version listing every naughty word in the English language?

I might need to purchase a copy.
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Old 07-15-2010, 04:18 PM
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Actually, I publish the SOB version (South Of the Border)
http://slang101.com
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Old 07-15-2010, 04:18 PM
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Now Red's run away. Who's chicken, now, honey???
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Old 07-15-2010, 06:01 PM
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Actually, I publish the SOB version (South Of the Border)
http://slang101.com
Great, Lin. Why am I surprised?

BTW, I'm not sure it counts that Lorry's missing when its after 1 a.m. Although, it could be just me making excuses for her.
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Old 07-15-2010, 07:27 PM
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MY guess is she's run off with a blunt foreign object.

(Okay, maybe a SHARP object)
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Old 07-15-2010, 09:29 PM
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Sounds to me like you come for about anybody.
Oh' contrare, my dear, I have very discerning tastes. You should be honoured, Lin.

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Now Red's run away. Who's chicken, now, honey???
Don't count you chicken's, love, when they have to go to bed because they live in another part of the world and it's late... I'm coming for you, Robinson. Get ready!

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Old 07-15-2010, 09:39 PM
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You should be honoured, Lin.
She offered her honor
He honored her offer
And all night long
He was honor and offer
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Old 07-15-2010, 10:28 PM
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She offered her honor
He honored her offer
And all night long
He was honor and offer

Does that mean you'll meet me at the airport?
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Old 07-16-2010, 02:45 AM
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Is that more dirty Brit slang?
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Old 07-16-2010, 03:11 AM
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No that means when I come to sort you out, are you gonna meet me at the airport, or do I have to come stalking you?!

Personally I'd prefer the ride... but I'm a resourceful girl.
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Old 07-16-2010, 06:22 AM
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She offered her honor
He honored her offer
And all night long
He was honor and offer
Sounds like a busy knight. Any swords involved?
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Old 07-16-2010, 08:02 AM
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No swords. Will pistols do?

This actually has to be said aloud to work. (I figure Lorry is comfortable with oral wit)

Asshole, asshole, a soldier I would be
To piss, to piss, two pistols by side
My butt, my butt, my but how I would fight
For my cunt, my cunt, my country and what's right
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Old 07-16-2010, 08:25 AM
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I don't know whay I was worried about overstepping the laws of decency, Lin.

I do prefer a sword though, more skill, up close and personal if you know what I mean. A pistoleer (sp) can shoot from a distance and run for it - cowardly.

I like a man to be a man - come and fight
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Old 07-16-2010, 08:31 AM
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I like up close or sniping - polar opposites. Go figure.
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Old 07-16-2010, 08:52 AM
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Asshole, asshole, a soldier I would be
To piss, to piss, two pistols by side
My butt, my butt, my but how I would fight
For my cunt, my cunt, my country and what's right
Does this come with a tune?
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Old 07-16-2010, 08:55 AM
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da DUM, da DUM, da DUM da DUM da DUM
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Old 07-16-2010, 08:59 AM
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I preferred the first one. Come and honor my offer You know you want to!
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Old 07-16-2010, 09:14 AM
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You people are degenerates. Where do I sign up?
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Old 07-16-2010, 09:16 AM
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If it's anything to do with being morally bankrupt, I'm sure you're already on the list.
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Old 07-16-2010, 09:23 AM
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Gaines, you were always my role model, has, by some miracle the student become the master, or am I just having a good 'BAD' day ?
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Old 07-16-2010, 09:30 AM
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If it's anything to do with being morally bankrupt, I'm sure you're already on the list.
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Old 07-16-2010, 09:35 AM
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I've been morally bankrupt for years. Do I get a Federal bailout? Mais non
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Old 07-16-2010, 09:36 AM
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Birds of a feather in all our collective cases, I think.
Most other members have steered well clear of this thread.
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Old 07-16-2010, 09:37 AM
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Gaines, you were always my role model, has, by some miracle the student become the master, or am I just having a good 'BAD' day ?
I looked up "nasty" in the dictionary. It said see Redlorry. You've graduated with honors!



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What are you smiling about blondie? You're no innocent.

You know why blondes wear a ponytail?

It hides the air valve.

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Old 07-16-2010, 09:42 AM
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I don't like nasty.
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Old 07-16-2010, 09:45 AM
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Not that kind of nasty...there's another. You can tear up your diploma now.
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Old 07-16-2010, 09:45 AM
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I'm pretty shocked Candy hasn't come back by to join in the fun
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Old 07-16-2010, 09:50 AM
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I think I preferred 'Devil's whore'

Google it, we're a pretty hot bunch, mostly!
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