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Old 03-05-2014, 12:19 PM
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Default Velcro ranches


Has anyone seen one?

A friend claims they have them down in Marin County.

He says velcro are fuzzy little critters kind of like sheep, but smaller. The males have the hooks, the females have the loops.

You have to keep them separated, otherwise they end up all piled up in a bunch, stuck to one another.

It's hell to get them apart.

Breeding them is a special trick, he says.

You have to hold them together just so, then when they're done you rrrip them apart and toss each one back on the right side of the fence.

Nobody knows how they did it in the wild.

Mated for life, obviously.

No way to get them apart.

In the wild, they were only black or white.

With gene modification, they now grow them in an array of colors.

Just wondering if anyone else had heard of this.


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Old 03-05-2014, 11:35 PM
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I've got a couple running loose in my sewing room. They've gone wild and I can't get them apart now. It's best to just let them be....
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is that a cartoon sketch? the Velcro Treach ?
if so when is out?
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Old 03-06-2014, 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Nacia View Post
is that a cartoon sketch? the Velcro Treach ?
if so when is out?
It's velro ranch, Nacia.

Just like a sheep ranch, except when you shear a velcro you get...velcro.

Where did you think it came from?
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Originally Posted by JustcallmeEd View Post
Has anyone seen one?
No, but I've seen a free-range zipper farm.
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Old 03-06-2014, 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by JustcallmeEd View Post
It's velro ranch, Nacia.

Just like a sheep ranch, except when you shear a velcro you get...velcro.

Where did you think it came from?
i am not sure i understand what you are saying haha.
i know what a ranch is.
i did not know what to think. i thought you were talking of Velcro making it sound like something else. sorry i do not get it.
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Where do you think Velcro comes from, Nacia?
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Originally Posted by JustcallmeEd View Post
Where do you think Velcro comes from, Nacia?
Velcro is a material that sticks like Velcro shoes instead of buttons.
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Right. But where do you think they get it?

You didn't think they just made it, did you?
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Originally Posted by JustcallmeEd View Post
Right. But where do you think they get it?

You didn't think they just made it, did you?
to be honest i never thought about it but yes i would have thought they made it.
is that not the case?
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did anyone hear that they took the word gullible out of the dictionary?
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Disregard that man.

They shear it off velcro, Nacia.

Just like shearing a sheep.
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did anyone hear that they took the word gullible out of the dictionary?
did they? i thought they took out of a newspaper it was the wrong date. it was a day too early.
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Originally Posted by JustcallmeEd View Post
Disregard that man.

They shear it off velcro, Nacia.

Just like shearing a sheep.
sure they do. where else would they shear it off from. sheer art'??
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OK. So you got me.

Check out my boneless chickens, though.
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I once heard of a guy who mailed a chicken and an egg to the same location... the egg arrived eleven hours after the chicken...
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Originally Posted by PickleBottom View Post
I once heard of a guy who mailed a chicken and an egg to the same location... the egg arrived eleven hours after the chicken...
eleven hours? that stretching a bit plus that is an odd number.
Ok lets answer this:
who got there first? the chicken or the egg?
you are allowed one answer with one explanation.

I have one ready to go anytime now.
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Originally Posted by Nacia View Post
eleven hours? that stretching a bit plus that is an odd number.
Ok lets answer this:
who got there first? the chicken or the egg?
you are allowed one answer with one explanation.

I have one ready to go anytime now.
Nacia, you're the coolest person in this world...
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