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Old 04-12-2010, 06:33 AM
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Writers Beat seems such a quiet pleace without Dragon King, my friend, nemesis, constant pain in the butt.

So in his absence, which has been about 2 days now and utterly unheard of for him, lets play a game.

Where is Dragon King?

I'll start:

I belive he has been stolen by the real Dragon King and is being flayed alive in a dungeon under a mountain for impersonating him.

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Where is Dragon King?
Who cares? It's always a more pleasant place to be when the children leave.
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Old 04-12-2010, 10:49 AM
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He's been carried off to a secret location in the West Country where the Liberal Democrats are subjecting him to a rigorous training programme, ensuring they have a viable - and more importantly, electable - leader in ten years time.
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Old 04-12-2010, 11:03 AM
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Slain by errant knight while in process of rogering a maiden princess.



The princess has filed charges
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That's going to be hard to beat Q Wands, but I'll give it a shot.

Dragon King is actually a science experiment gone horribly wrong. He started out as a harmless half pint of sour cream in the back of a refridgerator somewhere outside of Austin, Texas. The family moved to Nebraska, leaving him gestating for several months until an aspiring screenwriter moved in and was never heard from again. Commandeering his body and his laptop, he proceeded to unleash his fury upon WB in an attempt to master the English language and eventually take over the world. As for his disappearance? The light in the refridgerator has gone dark and he hasn't figured out how to replace it yet.
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Old 04-12-2010, 11:16 AM
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Who cares? It's always a more pleasant place to be when the children leave.
Said like a true grumpy old...


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He's been carried off to a secret location in the West Country where the Liberal Democrats are subjecting him to a rigorous training programme, ensuring they have a viable - and more importantly, electable - leader in ten years time.
After his recent political spouting...this could be scarily true
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Old 04-12-2010, 11:57 AM
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Got lost in the woods?
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Old 04-12-2010, 12:07 PM
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Got to close to the gas can?

After all...

he is a dragon.
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Old 04-12-2010, 12:14 PM
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That's a humdinger, midwestamp!
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Old 04-12-2010, 12:19 PM
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He moved to Denmark.
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Got lost in the woods?
Hopefully there'll be a shallow (mass) grave involved.
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Old 04-12-2010, 01:58 PM
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Renounced throne to roger a commoner.
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Old 04-12-2010, 02:01 PM
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Hopefully there'll be a shallow (mass) grave involved.
You really are cranky today!

And Lin, stop trying to provoke me...
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Old 04-12-2010, 02:18 PM
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Maybe his batteries ran out? Or his computer wasn't flame retardant? Or he fell shamelessly into a bottle of Captain Morgan and woke up handcuffed naked to a bed with no recollection of how he got there with no sign of anyone in his vicinity and only burn marks on the ceiling and a pool of re-hardened wax on the floor to serve as clues.
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Old 04-12-2010, 02:46 PM
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Hey, my Capt'n Morgan had nothing to do with it!
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Old 04-12-2010, 03:00 PM
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Very nice, Midwest!

Perhaps he's here with me and I won't let him on until he finishes his necessary tasks. How many days have I been here and how many days has he been gone?
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Old 04-12-2010, 03:05 PM
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She has a point you know!
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He's such a nice feisty dragon king!
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Old 04-12-2010, 03:11 PM
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Probably got caught in a dragonet
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Yes, my dragonet. Did you know he has a tattoo of Tigger on . . . Well I probably shouldn't go there.
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He's gonna shit when he gets back and there's an entire thread devoted to his whereabouts.
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Old 04-12-2010, 03:31 PM
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Great. Dragon shit.
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He'll know he's loved and missed by all.
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Maybe he was walking along, deep in thought about what will be in the Lib-Dem manifesto, when he was set upon by a horde of axe-weilding poultry headed by our very own ChickenViking.
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I'm still puzzling over the mystery of the rehardened wax on the floor and the blackened ceiling tiles.

Perhaps it was just another alien abduction. He's home again, but they've erased all knowledge of his existence as the dragon king and he doesn't know to come back.
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Tumbling in my dryer?
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Old 04-12-2010, 07:07 PM
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Went to shit and the hogs ate him?

Ran away with a button salesman?
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On Mars?

Blowing smoke up someone's behindd?
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Old 04-13-2010, 06:29 AM
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Mm, my guess...

People are always coming and going. Don't believe anyone's been present for every single week since they joined (some level of time excluded).
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Old 04-13-2010, 06:35 AM
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From someone who talks to him in off WB as well (may he forgive me for telling you) he is missing
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