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Old 07-04-2006, 12:30 AM
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between the two of you you're going to kill me I swear... we all really needed to know that Hob

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Old 07-04-2006, 12:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Titania
between the two of you you're going to kill me I swear... we all really needed to know that Hob
just giving you a piece of my worldly wisdom Tit
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Hob, you just became the coolest thing since sliced bread

Does that mean anything? No, but it's a good title. Good on ya

Well, it's about 3 here, so I'm going to go to bed. Happy Forth, night
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Old 07-04-2006, 12:37 AM
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No! don't leave me alone with him...

night oasis. happy 4th.
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Old 07-04-2006, 12:38 AM
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Lemo'nade' and a Fireball pleas
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Old 07-04-2006, 12:39 AM
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Someone actually ordered something! I thought we had scared all the customers away!

Hi Tau *hands Tau a lemon'ade and fireball. Er... be careful with those.
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*Hands over request to Tau* I didn't spit in it.

I'd never leave you Miss Titty *starts to walk out*
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Night Oasis!

And don't be afraid of boobs, Tit (must stop laughing), they're a fine product of human evolution. But if they truly disturb you, we may change the subject.


So... how bout that writing stuff?
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Old 07-04-2006, 12:43 AM
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Oh hot… very hot, I’ll just but the fireball in the Lemo'nade'……
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Old 07-04-2006, 12:46 AM
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Old 07-04-2006, 12:46 AM
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I'd never leave you Miss Titty *starts to walk out*
That's even scarier than the thought of being alone with Hob!

And don't be afraid of boobs, Tit (must stop laughing), they're a fine product of human evolution. But if they truly disturb you, we may change the subject.
lol...

I can't write... it's so frustrating.

Oh hot… very hot, I’ll just but the fireball in the Lemo'nade'……
uh oh *waits for the Coffee Shop to explode*
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Originally Posted by HobGadling
So... how bout that writing stuff?
I wrote an awesome story about me and my search for tit. It was awesome:

The Adventures of the Most Awesomous Sexiful Hot Dude and His Tit

Story starts out pretty simply, me sippnig my mountain dew when I found out the evil doctor, Evil Doctor Dude, stole Miss Titty. In a furious rage of furiousness, I get up and walk to the kitchen, finding that Miss Titty hadn't made my lunch yet. In my subliminal stagnations of madness, I slowly stumble out the front door to find my Tit. As I walk down the street, I come to find out the evil doctor, Evil Doctor Dude, had took her back because her eyebrows were too sexy for him.

The moral of the story:

Tit has still yet to make my lunch.
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*boooooom*

sorry
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Old 07-04-2006, 12:51 AM
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*dies*

Real moral of the story: eyebrows are very dangerous things!

oh hell... at least during the explosion I died laughing...
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Hmm... Freedom, eh? I don't think I could insert that theme into one of my stories to make it qualified <_< Oh well, maybe next month
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Your still alive because you are talking
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lol - Man, I think I've spit out a few good posts tonight

Worth rep No...okay xD
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Old 07-04-2006, 12:54 AM
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Hmm... Freedom, eh? I don't think I could insert that theme into one of my stories to make it qualified <_< Oh well, maybe next month
come on... [shameless advertising]only darth's entered so far... we need more people... I can't since I'm a judge... I'll let you call me Titty Witty![/shameless advertising] Not that you wouldn't do that anyway. lol.

Your still alive because you are talking
I am? Oh, I am... how disappointing...
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Oasis Writer Didnít you say you where going to sleep?
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I was, yes, but the lust for Tit is too strong for me to want to leave.
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Lol, the offer is tempting, but freedom is a far too optimistic theme for my teenage angst to expound upon. My heart is an icy black well of melancholy death :<
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Then write about the freedom of being able to write about ME!
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Icy black wells of melancholic death are fun... Oh, freedom can be dark... it could be death as freedom, after all.

I was, yes, but the lust for Tit is too strong for me to want to leave.
Oasis!
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I am? Oh, I am... how disappointing...


Sorry next time Iíll have two Lemo'nade's and two Fireballs
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Uh oh - I've gotten the glare and the tone tonight...I'm obviously going to be sleeping on the sofa tonight.
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Old 07-04-2006, 01:01 AM
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Sorry next time Iíll have two Lemo'nade's and two Fireballs
you know, I've always wanted to die in a big cloud of smoke and fire.

consider yourself lucky it's the sofa and not the backyard, dear
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or that you can sleep at all
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I have means to throw you in the backyard I still never got that lunch dammit
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I told you I was busy dying! they turned me into a newt...

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I got better...
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