This guy got some serious swag.
I think you misrepresented this by saying PG-13. Mods might make you move it. Little Johnny who only just grew his first pube might read this and have wet dreams for the next month.
On a serious note, I like the story and the character's great because I can empathise with him. I want to see him get taken down a notch by something though cos he seems a little angry.