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I'll Never Be A Yogi

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I tried meditating
Ended up vegetating
I went into a trance
Pooped in my pants
The lotus posture
So easy in the book
I crossed my legs
I couldn't get up

I'll Never Be A Yogi!
I don't have the body
Stiff as a board
Lordy Lordy

Down on the floor
To try it some more
I got into the plough
Now really sure how
I did the sun salute
Thought I would puke
Reared up like a cobra
God! I hate snakes!

I'll Never Be A Yogi!
I don't have the body
Stiff as a board
Lordy Lordy

The only yogi I knew
Was Yogi Berra
At old Yankee Stadium
Mantle and Maris

I'll Never Be A Yogi!
I don't have the body
Stiff as a board
Lordy Lordy

The corpse is my favorite
Favorite asana
I'm just no good
No good at yoga

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