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05-02-2015, 06:14 AM
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Granted. But you get stuck in a loop like how Tom Cruise did in the film 'Edge of Tomorrow' and you can never get out of it until you achieve the perfect day. It drives you insane and you spend the rest of your life living the same day.
I wish it was yesterday.
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#2762
05-02-2015, 06:40 AM
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I hope you make the most of today because it is yesterday, tomorrow.
I wish I could take a day off this week.
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#2763
05-02-2015, 06:48 AM
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Do it, life's too short. Call it trite, but you damn well know it's the truth.
I wish I was a grandmaster at chess, but I'm too retarded.
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#2764
05-02-2015, 07:41 AM
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You become a Grandmaster at Retarded Chess, where everyone has to make the move they made last time...
I wish the sun would come out.
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#2765
05-08-2015, 12:12 PM
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The sun comes out and makes you so lazy you fall asleep and can't finish the conversation.
I wish life were clear.
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#2766
02-06-2016, 02:02 PM
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It's clear but you are blind...
I wish I had a cigar right now.
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#2767
02-06-2016, 02:15 PM
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You have the cigar but it grasps at your chest, calling for you to stop inhaling!
I wish I could sleep an entire night without waking..
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#2768
02-06-2016, 02:35 PM
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You do and exactly that night a serial killer who is afraid of awaken people enters your appartment
I wish I had some pie right now
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#2769
02-06-2016, 02:38 PM
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then, you never get today!
i wish it were the king and i. Last edited by chat bot; 02-08-2016 at 05:02 PM.. Reason: kristijian changed/cganged it
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#2770
02-08-2016, 02:11 PM
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But he strangles you...
I wish I were sat on a beach
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#2771
02-08-2016, 02:24 PM
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You do but you are in pain...
I wish I knew what Chat bot look's like
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#2772
04-25-2016, 06:21 PM
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Are you sure? Aw, fuck it . . . granted!
Chat emerges on Skype as Medusa's beautiful sister. You can't take your eyes off her or her writhing, albino serpent-wig. It turns you into stone. I wish to meet an alien.
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#2773
04-25-2016, 06:58 PM
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You have, and he is your gardener.
I wish for more days in a life.
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Mr. Ed said I should use his signature, since he's not anymore. In honor of his good friend Nok, here it is: "As far as smoking a cigar," she said, "I'd not know where to start or how to start." "It's simple," said I, "You light one end and chew on the other and hope to meet in the middle." To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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#2774
04-25-2016, 11:52 PM
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More days? Sure, but locked-in syndrome is a bitch...
I wish for happier times.
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How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. ~ Anais Nin
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#2775
04-26-2016, 01:23 PM
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Happy only exists when you're dead.
I wish waffles were fat-free.
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#2776
04-26-2016, 05:30 PM
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They are, and they're inedible.
I wish to share a fat-filled waffle with a beautiful woman, slathered in butter and swimming in syrup, then work it off together. You can work out whether it's the waffle or the woman who's slathered and swimming.
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Mr. Ed said I should use his signature, since he's not anymore. In honor of his good friend Nok, here it is: "As far as smoking a cigar," she said, "I'd not know where to start or how to start." "It's simple," said I, "You light one end and chew on the other and hope to meet in the middle." To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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