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Old 03-01-2013, 02:03 AM
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Default Pretend It's Something Harder

It's just you and me tonight
Belly up and poor a double
Trussed up like a vodka tonic
Wishing still won't make it true

Shot of water, help a brother
Gonna keep my word tonight
Tell a lie my gut believes in
Tell me there's some fire in you

Keep them coming, poor another
Good old water, nothin's wetter
It's an open bar forever
Fill'er up, and I'll say when

First night of my brand new promise
You instead of something better
There's a woman waiting somewhere
And I can't let her down again
I have a neck and no head, a thousand legs and no feet. I eat the maid's life. What am I?

Last edited by Tau; 03-01-2013 at 03:58 PM.. Reason: Typo