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Forum: Fiction 04-22-2018, 09:07 PM
Replies: 196
Views: 22,246
Posted By brianpatrick
I still read it; every post. I donít comment much...

I still read it; every post. I donít comment much anymore because Iím tired of saying: this is fucking amazing. You already know that. Donít need me to tell you.


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Forum: Free Writing 04-14-2018, 08:12 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 352
Posted By brianpatrick
Will you have to learn another language? ...

Will you have to learn another language?

Hope itís not Chinese. Heard thatís hard.


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Forum: Fiction 04-10-2018, 08:43 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,111
Posted By brianpatrick
He was probably a homo who spent a lot of time...

He was probably a homo who spent a lot of time tryiní to stick his long sausage up his own bang-hole. Nuthiní wrong with that, if you like that sort of thing. Donít hafta sell him a cake, though....
Forum: Poetry 04-10-2018, 08:30 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 675
Posted By brianpatrick
Iím going to drop this into a drum sequencer and...

Iím going to drop this into a drum sequencer and see what happens.


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Forum: Poetry 04-10-2018, 08:28 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 675
Posted By brianpatrick
How about if Mo banned me and Nick and Myers and...

How about if Mo banned me and Nick and Myers and luciaphile and spshane and bluewpc and the ďbeeĒ and all the rest except for city boy...?

How about then?

I suppose Grace Gabriel might come...
Forum: Writers' Cafe 04-08-2018, 03:30 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 624
Posted By brianpatrick
Fire ants? Yeah, some. But they arenít like they...

Fire ants? Yeah, some. But they arenít like they got in Texas and the Deep South. They are small and not very aggressive. Not something to worry or even think about.

Killer bees though... almost...
Forum: Writers' Cafe 04-08-2018, 07:22 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 624
Posted By brianpatrick
Arizona bark scorpions. No, theyíre not deadly...

Arizona bark scorpions. No, theyíre not deadly unless youíre allergic, or maybe a baby.


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Forum: Writers' Cafe 04-07-2018, 08:08 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 624
Posted By brianpatrick
This was a video but apparently I canít post...

This was a video but apparently I canít post videos here.


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Forum: Writers' Cafe 04-07-2018, 08:07 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 624
Posted By brianpatrick
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180408/338a6c3c...

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Forum: Writers' Cafe 04-07-2018, 08:05 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 624
Posted By brianpatrick
These mother f-ers

I hate these little bugs. Good thing they glow under black light. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180408/15c8732785d7fd8c901100ada61e1532.jpg


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Forum: Fiction 04-07-2018, 06:26 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 629
Posted By brianpatrick
Calling a licensed plumber a ďhandymanĒ is...

Calling a licensed plumber a ďhandymanĒ is fightiní words. Good way to get punched in the sack😀


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Forum: The Intellectual Table 04-06-2018, 06:50 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,392
Posted By brianpatrick
Hey man!!!!! I didnít even get a reason like...

Hey man!!!!!

I didnít even get a reason like Myers did!!!

Some objective b*stard might think you favor the little red devil... believe me, heís got nothing but mischief in him.

Iíd fire the...
Forum: Fiction 04-06-2018, 04:00 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 629
Posted By brianpatrick
It was early morning and, as dawn sun lurked...

It was early morning and, as dawn sun lurked between pitched roofs there was no hint of what the day would bring. Rob Horan drove down the street, stopped his van and pipped the horn. He kept the...
Forum: The Intellectual Table 04-05-2018, 05:47 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,392
Posted By brianpatrick
According to my law enforcement friends you...

According to my law enforcement friends you always empty the gun into center mass. The balls may be an enticing target, but not an efficient stopper of crime.

I donít think you have to worry much...
Forum: The Intellectual Table 04-05-2018, 04:08 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,392
Posted By brianpatrick
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Forum: The Intellectual Table 04-05-2018, 03:53 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,392
Posted By brianpatrick
I heard the Roseanne Re-hash is one of the best...

I heard the Roseanne Re-hash is one of the best shows on television from a customer. You should watch that. Or... maybe hang yourself with a guitar string. That could be fun too.


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Forum: The Intellectual Table 04-05-2018, 03:50 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,392
Posted By brianpatrick
My arguments never break down into left/right...

My arguments never break down into left/right dichotomies because I actively refuse such things. I refuse to believe that real people are either left or right. That thinking is bullshit and not at...
Forum: The Intellectual Table 04-04-2018, 09:13 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,392
Posted By brianpatrick
And I have had these discussions for a while with...

And I have had these discussions for a while with Mo and he doesnít get much clearer. He answers questions with questions or defensive posturing, somehow accusing me or others of trying to get him to...
Forum: The Intellectual Table 04-03-2018, 05:26 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 758
Posted By brianpatrick
Wait... your wife let you name a daughter...

Wait... your wife let you name a daughter Ecstasy?

I bid to name our son Lumpy and my daughters voted for Link (Zelda), but my wife shot all of that down.


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Forum: Fiction 04-03-2018, 04:40 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 629
Posted By brianpatrick
My first impression was: Rob (the MC) doesnít...

My first impression was: Rob (the MC) doesnít learn or gain anything here. Yeah, he starts off angry (sort of-canít tell for sure with you brits), and softens towards the kid because of...
Forum: The Intellectual Table 04-02-2018, 08:29 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 758
Posted By brianpatrick
I was going to guess ďblow,Ē but who names their...

I was going to guess ďblow,Ē but who names their kid blow?


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Forum: The Intellectual Table 04-02-2018, 07:51 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 758
Posted By brianpatrick
Iíll guess ďMollyĒ Sent from my iPhone...

Iíll guess ďMollyĒ


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Forum: Writers' Cafe 04-02-2018, 07:49 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,319
Posted By brianpatrick
My daughters are now 23 and 25. They can openly...

My daughters are now 23 and 25. They can openly call bullshit, and do. My wife usually backs them up. I still donít understand women, but they know some shit we canít know.

My son is 14. Heís a...
Forum: Writers' Cafe 04-02-2018, 06:52 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,319
Posted By brianpatrick
What's your IQ?

Ha ha. Thatís really funny. I worked for a large national corporation for a few years as a consultant/expert and the application process involved a funny test like that. I could tell when I started...
Forum: Writers' Cafe 04-02-2018, 04:01 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,319
Posted By brianpatrick
Well, I scored 80 on the EQ test (below average),...

Well, I scored 80 on the EQ test (below average), so hopefully the consensus is that those tests are equally as useless.


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