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Forum: Writers' Cafe 04-21-2018, 03:16 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 185
Posted By Myers
By the way, in case you're wondering, I'm...

By the way, in case you're wondering, I'm probably a much better writer than you are.
Forum: Writers' Cafe 04-21-2018, 03:14 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 185
Posted By Myers
Get Real

Writers who have achieved any kind of success never needed random advice from strangers on the internet.

If you're here, and you have any kind of talent -- stop wasting your time -- unless you're...
Forum: Introductions 04-15-2018, 07:17 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 546
Posted By Myers
My sister had the flu earlier this year -- she...

My sister had the flu earlier this year -- she has scarring in her lungs from asthma, plus she's slowly recovering from being hit by a car. She had to spend several days in the hospital. Didn't find...
Forum: Introductions 04-14-2018, 01:14 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 546
Posted By Myers
Damn -- I'm guessing if you weren't up to posting...

Damn -- I'm guessing if you weren't up to posting then you were quite ill.

Glad you're feeling better.
Forum: Writers' Cafe 04-08-2018, 04:04 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 624
Posted By Myers
You can call them fire ants. We call them far...

You can call them fire ants. We call them far ants cuz you want to stay far away from them.

I found out the hard way on the first day we moved into our house and I was trying to do a little clean...
Forum: Writers' Cafe 04-08-2018, 03:14 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 624
Posted By Myers
You got far ants out there?

You got far ants out there?
Forum: Writers' Cafe 04-07-2018, 12:56 PM
Replies: 9,230
Views: 274,585
Posted By Myers
Look out honey, cuz I'm using technology... :) ...

Look out honey, cuz I'm using technology... :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDNzQ3CXspU&list=PL86h966U8nZCIEbHAXvuZQQ0rYCIhxEIj
Forum: The Intellectual Table 04-05-2018, 04:18 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,392
Posted By Myers
Bullshit. I have the bolt action .22 I got when I...

Bullshit. I have the bolt action .22 I got when I was 12.

Pretty sure if it was loaded I could shoot a Mexican home invader or a homo lobbyist in the balls if I had to.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 04-05-2018, 04:08 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,392
Posted By Myers
Totally forgot to remind Mo -- George Washington...

Totally forgot to remind Mo -- George Washington Carver figured out some stuff you can do with peanuts.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 04-05-2018, 04:01 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,392
Posted By Myers
Oh -- I know! Best show since the Hollywood...

Oh -- I know! Best show since the Hollywood liberal establishment killed Tim Allen's last super-hilarious sitcom! I can't wait!
Forum: The Intellectual Table 04-05-2018, 03:54 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,392
Posted By Myers
This post has been removed by staff because it...

This post has been removed by staff because it could be construed as a personal attack.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 04-05-2018, 02:44 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,392
Posted By Myers
Ha ha. I'm just shootin' the shit for...

Ha ha.

I'm just shootin' the shit for entertainment purposes.

Just giving someone a little poke to see what happens.

That's it for now -- there must be something good on TV that I'm...
Forum: The Intellectual Table 04-03-2018, 08:27 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 758
Posted By Myers
If there's an unplanned pregnancy and it's a...

If there's an unplanned pregnancy and it's a girl, Ecstasy wins!
Forum: Writers' Cafe 04-02-2018, 06:59 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,319
Posted By Myers
Good idea! And I've suspected for a while...

Good idea!

And I've suspected for a while that both my kids are a lot smarter than I am.

I can still fake it, but time is running out...
Forum: Writers' Cafe 04-02-2018, 06:12 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,319
Posted By Myers
Years ago I was approached by a branding agency...

Years ago I was approached by a branding agency -- had several interviews up to the partner level. All seemed to be clicking and going well.

Then they called me in to take this test. I was utterly...
Forum: Writers' Cafe 04-02-2018, 03:41 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,319
Posted By Myers
It could be that J.K. Rowling scores at the...

It could be that J.K. Rowling scores at the "genius" level -- wouldn't necessarily have any bearing on her writing or her opinions on politics or anything else.

Otherwise, I think that there's a...
Forum: The Intellectual Table 04-02-2018, 10:14 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 758
Posted By Myers
I do have a child with the same name as popular...

I do have a child with the same name as popular club drug. :)
Forum: Non-Fiction 04-02-2018, 06:16 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 544
Posted By Myers
Heh. My mom raised 6 kids and did a pretty good...

Heh. My mom raised 6 kids and did a pretty good job -- so she considered herself quite the expert and constantly offered her unwanted advice. That's where most of the tensions came from -- especially...
Forum: Non-Fiction 03-31-2018, 06:04 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 544
Posted By Myers
And my wife keeps Xanax on hand and I've never...

And my wife keeps Xanax on hand and I've never been remotely tempted. She takes one before she flies -- and she used to take one before she sang in front of an audience. And she doesn't think I know,...
Forum: Non-Fiction 03-31-2018, 05:55 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 544
Posted By Myers
Ha ha! I took my mom's Valium when I was a...

Ha ha!

I took my mom's Valium when I was a kid -- but couldn't steal enough of them at once to feel anything more than a little relaxed.

Otherwise, I've never been into benzos. In any...
Forum: Writers' Cafe 03-31-2018, 01:41 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,319
Posted By Myers
Hmm -- never hit any kids that I know of, but...

Hmm -- never hit any kids that I know of, but when I was drinking, I had a bad habit of backing into shit.

Something about the alcohol always made me assume nothing was behind me.
Forum: Lyrics 03-31-2018, 01:31 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 854
Posted By Myers
Thanks -- I haven't played harmonica to speak of...

Thanks -- I haven't played harmonica to speak of in at least ten years. It felt pretty good.
Forum: Writers' Cafe 03-31-2018, 12:28 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,319
Posted By Myers
Because -- hey everyone -- post your IQ, but I'm...

Because -- hey everyone -- post your IQ, but I'm going to keep mine a secret!
Forum: Writers' Cafe 03-31-2018, 12:26 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,319
Posted By Myers
Heh -- yeah -- I'm betting you were just waiting...

Heh -- yeah -- I'm betting you were just waiting for someone else to post theirs...
Forum: Writers' Cafe 03-31-2018, 11:14 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,319
Posted By Myers
Two things I've learned about people who talk...

Two things I've learned about people who talk about their high IQ scores:

1) They have very high opinions of themselves.

2) They are douchebags.

Of course, there are always exceptions!
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